RedGiant: Didn't I have a recipe for soup beans somewhere?
🔊: Yes !
RedGiant: What should I call it instead ?
🔊: I will make a good name for your recipe !
🔊: Your recipe is the cheesy lightly-boiled boiled dried pinto beans with lightly-boiled boiled aged salted cured ham with lightly-boiled boiled boiled stock (bone (chicken)) with diced white onion with diced jalapeno pepper with cheese !
RedGiant:
RedGiant: Okay.
RedGiant: Can you read the steps for my recipe off for me while I cook, please?
🔊: Yes !

(I highly recommend cooking along at home. This one's pretty delicious. -A)

RedDwarf: Ponder Syndicate heirarchy and exactly how much shit you're going to be in on your way to the kitchen.