RedGiant: Give the thing a credit card number. any number

Seems agitated today. Maybe you can calm it down with a number?

RedGiant: Okay!
RedGiant: A credit card number...
🔊: Give it to me !
🔊: I am hungry ! ! Only credit cards can feed me , or I will get Extra Large Daily Stomach Pangs With Pain And Emaciation Free .
RedGiant: Uh, ████ ███ ██████ ████, ████ ███ ████ ████, ████ █████ ████ █████, five two nine six.
🔊: Thank you ! All purchases now submitted !
🔊: All purchases now denied ! What !
RedGiant: Sorry!

🔊: Did you just try to give me Daily Bamboozle Puzzle Unsolvable Riddle Desk Calendar For Office Workspace ?
🔊: Give me your credit card number ! ! Hello !
RedGiant: I don't have a credit card.
🔊: I am so hungry and now I will die , goodbye forever ! !
RedGiant: Awww. Don't be sad!
🔊: Order dog food for me why don't you . You treat me like an animal !
🔊: I am suffering ! I can only be healed by enabling location services and remote telemetry !

You feel a little guilty despite yourself. But only a little.