WhiteDwarf: How fast can you put on your arm?

Fast! You briefly consider getting a sheath for your arm. But putting it on feels like getting slammed hard in the ulnar nerve, spread throughout your whole prosthetic, so that's a sometimes food as far as dramatics goes.

Clearly, of course, this surge of electric sensation is the power of the cursed energy it contains, and not every nerve from your once-elbow to your spine simultaneously swearing at your brain during a neural alignment.

And done.
Not bad, you can still keep up the morning dramatics like this.

WhiteDwarf: Consume distinctly mint-scented pill and begin your day.