WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf: Consume distinctly mint-scented pill and begin your day.



Tastes like sad Christmas! These three are the chemical component of a treatment to address a dark, latent blood curse, unintentionally passed to you by the male heritage lines of your most distant ancestors. One fights certain deforming effects of your powerful curse, another reverses them to grant you beauty and grace, and the third steadies your mind and sleep against the curse's mental effects. Taken together with precisely-calibrated moonjutsu exercises and training, this collection of home-synthesized anti-curse medications keeps you happy, healthy, good-looking, and lethal.

In medical terms, this would be called gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy, but you prefer to give it its due gravitas.


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