RedDwarf: What's that paper on your table?

You didn't write this one. Huh. You take a read...

I predicted, of course, that you would look here immediately. A physical note is so much less impersonal than a message for you on your computer, yes? As you now return from the dark realms of death, take care and be cautious. Perhaps you will find yourself haunted, or otherwise subject to a terrible curse. However, I expect the more banal and mundane pains to weigh on you. You may need painkillers to numb your mortal agonies, and you will certainly need food. The team, however, needs sleep. I have left medicines in the kitchen, and encourage you to have a small meal to restore strength, but cannot be present as you awaken.

-WhiteDwarf

RedDwarf: read the contents of your wanted poster, feel a sense of pride and accomplishment