HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel : Maybe you can attempt to negotiate with him?



When it comes to moments that require judicious application of the corporate-grade megaphone, regulations say this is the right situation.


HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel: Intruder, you are in violation of Company regulations, codes 408-407-508 and 411-509.
HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel: Return your weapon and submit to confinement.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: You're in violation of basic goddamn decency. I'll return you a laser-shot's worth of joules, you bitch. You want it between the eyes or to the heart?
RedDwarfRedDwarf: No, you don't got one. Gotta put it in the brain.
HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel: Safety is guaranteed if you comply with regulations. It can't be guaranteed if you do not.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: I saw you execute that son of a bitch. I hated the bastard, but you think I'm gonna trust you?


Something twinges in your chest.


HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel:
HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel:
HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel: Disasters need to be handled according to rules. If you follow the rules, I can guarantee your safety.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Yeah? You think that's how this works? Just listen to the egregore like a good little drone and everything turns out okay?
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Enough people keep following those rules and everyone's dead eventually. They don't have an ounce of goddamn mercy.
HeadOfPersonnelHeadOfPersonnel: The crew have demonstrated mercy on a very regular basis. CaptainCaptain, especially.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: I'm not talking about the crew, you fuckin' Company pencil-pusher.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: I'm talking about the egregore.


RedDwarfRedDwarf: See if you can shove some lockers or debris into the hall for a barricade