ChiefMedicalOfficer: The drug cocktail you're using to keep Captain alive might have hallucinogenic side effects.

Thank god for the Chemists and their wild violation of safety and proper procedure. Their massive stockpile of various legal and illegal stimulants just pulled Captain out of the fire.

ChiefMedicalOfficer: Told you. Told you I won't let anyone die, you old bastard. Stop letting go. Hold on, stick with me.
ChiefMedicalOfficer: What's the readings?!
AI: Vitals are normalizing.
ChiefMedicalOfficer: Not one death. Not one goddamn death while I'm around.
ResearchDirector: Does this mean...?
AI: Affirmative. Captain will likely survive. Your medical assistance was crucial, ResearchDirector.
ResearchDirector: Hahhhh... thank goodness.
HeadOfPersonnel: Can you restore ResearchDirector's status as a human?
AI: Processing...
Captain: AI. He's a friend. Non-threat. He's human.
AI: Confirmed.
ChiefMedicalOfficer: Good god, you're awake?
Captain: Barely. Hurts.
ChiefMedicalOfficer: You need rest.
Captain: Yeah. Need plans more though.

RedDwarf : Describe the carnage you saw in your trademark graceful and tactful manner.