WhiteDwarf: A spider would be a useful ally, but on the other hand... There is no other hand, acquire the spider

WhiteDwarf : imagine how menacing it would be to have a pet spider

Stealing HeadOfSecurity's office pet seems petty, but it's a spider. It practically oozes demonic menace, and you're pretty sure the average foolish rent-a-cop lacks the force of will and the spirit required to cultivate its overwhelming sinister power. You will require a sufficiently dramatic name for it, but the inexplicably intense interest you suddenly have in arachnid possession simply cannot be denied.

You leave with Spider in hand.

Spider: Make a nest in WhiteDwarf's long flowing hair ruining the beatiful hairstyle, Because you are such a badass spider.