Spider: Make a nest in WhiteDwarf's long flowing hair ruining the beatiful hairstyle, Because you are such a badass spider.

You can't actually tell the difference between humans, or cognize that humans are different beings (instead of large, weird, warm terrain) -- this isn't a thing exclusive to you, this is just how all spiders are. But man, this large terrain comes pre-webbed, that's amazing. You pick one of the longest web-segments to hang out in whenever the large warm-terrain-segment isn't too much in motion.

WhiteDwarf: Hide in a closet in maint so you can spook the gang before healing Neutron.