RedDwarf: ponder into your smallness
Shut up. Leaders don't need to think about the exact number of centimeters between the top of their head and the top of their subordinates' heads.
It's not even that high of a number.
RedDwarf: Hey, you got a minute for something?
RedGiant: I'm between stirs! Anything I can help with?
RedDwarf: Yeah. Drop into the common room, we're gonna lay down a debrief on what's happened.
RedGiant: Oh, that sounds good!
RedGiant: I was really confused yesterday, I couldn't really keep track.
RedDwarf: You're tired as hell, man, you're confused every day.
RedGiant: Yeah! I am.
RedDwarf: But I hear you did great. SyndieCyborg says you sure pulled my ass out of the fire. And during that rescue...
RedGiant: Awww. I always like helping, I'm glad I could!
RedDwarf: Even when you get shot?
RedGiant: Well, I'm not confused enough to be glad about being shot.
RedDwarf: Goddamn same here.