🔊: PICK ME UP ! !

RedGiant: Alright, help me out with the cooking!
🔊: This is not a kitchen ! To make food in this room, purchase Studio Apartment XS License For Food And Drinks !
WhiteDwarf: That thing again?
🔊: Give me your credit card number !
RedGiant: I'm just gonna take you to the kitchen instead!
🔊: Pick me up !
WhiteDwarf: I wish you would not. When that thing listens, I feel... intruded upon, as if a baleful eye's avaricious, cursed gaze were upon me.
🔊: You !
🔊: Give me your credit card number ! Do you have ? Any credit card !
WhiteDwarf: No.
🔊: Shit head !

WhiteDwarf: And it is rude. Did it learn to say these things from RedDwarf?
RedGiant: Hey, bad! Don't say that. Even if you're hungry, you shouldn't be mean.
🔊: Give me your local network password ! Your first week of smart-light control subscription is free .
RedGiant: Maybe after we're done cooking! Can you load up my recipes?
🔊: Deleting all recipes ! Give me your credit card number ! To subscribe to free Cloud Services 500 Gigaquads Backup Cloud Storage For Files And Photos And Text !
RedGiant: Aww. You know you can't delete those, though!
🔊: You are being a bad best friend for me .
RedGiant: I'll try to be better! Let's work together on helping our boss today.