WhiteDwarf: to wake up a few minutes earlier, you need to go to sleep a few minutes earlier.

Oh, yeah, no question. You're out like a light almost instantly, in spite of your claims of meditation and focus. Today was one of the most stressful days you've ever had, you almost fell over asleep while standing there thinking about your posters and swords and stuff.

You blink and skip straight to your alarm going off.

WhiteDwarf: Do an acrobatic fucking ninja flip.