WhiteDwarf : Tell RedDwarf to watch his blood pressure.

WhiteDwarf: I think it would be very reasonable to be enraged by this, in some way.
RedDwarf: I'm not.
WhiteDwarf: It could, for example, permit the awakening of a cursed, dark power, fueling a rampage.
WhiteDwarf: The menacing form: Blood Pressure, and all the dramatic lifespan reduction it brings.
RedDwarf: Oh my god.
WhiteDwarf: I can have your optics configured for a red color.
RedDwarf: I'm not mad about it!
WhiteDwarf: Excellent. Let's prove that by swapping off the stream.
RedDwarf: Wait, hold on, I need to keep-- just look at it. It's goddamn unbelievable!
WhiteDwarf: Hhh.

This is going nowhere fast.

WhiteDwarf: RedDwarf is approaching terminal doomscrolling. Plan out a diversion.