WhiteDwarf: Hey, what're they saying on the news?
RedDwarf: I know you don't got an ounce of shame in you. But look at this shit!
RedDwarf: Can you believe this stuff they're saying about us?
WhiteDwarf: I didn't know you watched Pioneer 10. Are you one of her, what are they called, "orbiters"?
RedDwarf: Fuck off with that, I don't! She's filling in. It's-- look, just look at what she's sayin'.
WhiteDwarf: Ah, you're looking at the news.
WhiteDwarf: Are you getting upset by it?
RedDwarf: I've never been upset in my whole damn life.
Oh no. It's this particular brand of his brooding.
RedDwarf: They got so much wrong though!
WhiteDwarf: Indeed. They must not be very invested in secret insights.
WhiteDwarf: Perhaps they've failed to subscribe to haunting visions, or access to the sources of shadowy, faceless councils.
RedDwarf: I'm! So!!
RedDwarf: Embarrassed on their behalf. For how they're embarrassin' themselves in public.
WhiteDwarf: Which provokes this reaction, of course. With the clenching, and--
RedDwarf: I'm not clenching. I'm wincing, on their behalf, imagining them getting embarrassed when they find out how wrong they were, actually.
WhiteDwarf: Hm, yes. That sounds like a valid thing to viscerally imagine.
RedDwarf: I just think it's real embarrassing! For them.
RedDwarf: 'Cause everyone's gonna know they got essential stuff like the team lead wrong!