QuarterMaster: Show Captain the 'special order' you put in at the start of shift. Then exit.

Oh right. The ceremonial captain's saber.

QuarterMaster: Hey, almost forgot in all that shit going on.
QuarterMaster: Special delivery for you, from corporate. "Thanks for fifty years of service."
Captain: Hah. Fine work there, son.
Captain: Now get on over to the docking bay.

ChiefMedicalOfficer: Status report. Is everyone here fit for duty?