Neutron: It's on.
RedDwarf: On your feet, soldier! They're here in five!
SyndieCyborg: Wh-- Huh?
RedGiant: You got to say it! You always wanted to say that.
RedDwarf: Shhhh!!
SyndieCyborg: What happened?
RedDwarf: Up, up! Shoot anything I'm shootin', and work your law one when they shoot back!
SyndieCyborg: Shit-- Law one, alright!

WhiteDwarf: Give the AI increasingly elaborate Trolley Problems to both distract it and as a form of psychological warfare.