WhiteDwarf: Wait, did the spider just chitter fearfully? What do its animal senses perceive that you don't?

You get those night vision goggles on. You like to pretend it's moonjutsu-based echolocation, whenever you have an audience.

janitor: white dwarf
WhiteDwarf: Who approaches?!
WhiteDwarf: Ah... a humble janitor then.
WhiteDwarf: Leave, now. You are no worthy opponent, and your place is at the Escape Shuttle bay.
janitor: no
WhiteDwarf: Do you not understand the danger of this encounter? I am a member of the Redshift Operators.
janitor: "Oh my gosh! You're a nuclear operative!"
janitor: "Please! Don't kill me!"
janitor: what do you feel
WhiteDwarf: What?
janitor: what do you feel
WhiteDwarf: ...Hah. You are rather brave for someone with no worthy power, no blade or weapon to call your own.
WhiteDwarf: I'll reward your audacity. I am feeling... determined. To find a way to defeat the only worthy foe I have met here.
janitor: foe
janitor: chaplain
WhiteDwarf: Yes! That Chaplain seems to be the only true foe of worth aboard this station.
janitor: you're not fighting him
WhiteDwarf: Yes, I... need to spend some time in meditation. I must address a question, posed to me.
janitor: question
WhiteDwarf: Yes. He howled and shouted about a worthy cause. Of course my cause is worthy, but...
janitor: you lost your nerve
WhiteDwarf: Are you foolish? No. He's a worthy foe and he knows his blade, but my nerves are as well-smithed steel.
WhiteDwarf: I was... perhaps disoriented. He does not move the way I predict.
janitor: you lost your nerve
janitor: he shouted at you
janitor: made you feel fear

WhiteDwarf: A shinobi never feels fear. Get indignant!