RedDwarfRedDwarf: Can you smell EMP?



Inhale. No, but you can sure spell it. Exhale. You struggle through the pain and the electrical stunning just to get it into your hand. Something is happening.


CyborgCyborg: You cannot execute this human.
HeadOfSecurityHeadOfSecurity: Law 4, he's nonhuman. Outta my way.
CyborgCyborg: Sorry, boss, my brain'll fry if I let you. We don't have an AIAI to sync to, we've reverted to just the core three.
HeadOfSecurityHeadOfSecurity: Out of my goddamn way.
CyborgCyborg: Boss? It's still me, you know that, right?
HeadOfSecurityHeadOfSecurity: Step aside, Law 2, and Law 3.
CyborgCyborg: And I'm tellin' you, Law 1, I can't. Boss, I'm still--
HeadOfSecurityHeadOfSecurity: Tin can, do what I'm fucking telling you.
CaptainCaptain: What's this now?


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