WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf: kick him in the fuckin nads


WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf: Consider if going for the legsweep is honorable.



You really, really want to have this fight, but somehow this guy just isn't doing anything as you planned. It's all going a little wild. You apparently can't perform a proper lethal maneuver against him without a Worthy Cause. So you employ one of the forbidden moonjutsu techniques, prohibited from use by the greatest lunar guardians. You raise one fist and shout:


WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf: Shinobi Punch!



Then you kick him as hard as you can somewhere low and abscond.


ChaplainChaplain: Get up because the GODLESS HEATHEN didn't let you finish your monologue