Neutron: Pretend you're an inspector and need to check the sentries for defects. Promptly forget you're not actually an inspector and do a full rundown of their functionality

You do your best to be socially complex.

Neutron: Hey. Hey, let me in.
AI: Invalid input.
Neutron: I am a turret inspector. I am here to inspect the turrets.
Neutron: That means you let me in.
AI: Invalid input. Improve clarity and try again.
Neutron: There's lots of defects they could have.
Neutron: They have a lot of flaws.
Neutron: If they're hit with an EMP they'll deactivate for at least a minute, up to even ten.
Neutron: They can only target the nearest person.
Neutron: They can't target machinery.
Neutron: Did you get all that?
AI: Input interpreted. No processable command found.
Neutron:
AI: Null input.
Neutron:
AI: User, please respond.
Neutron: Huh?
Neutron: Oh.
Neutron: I have security access.
Neutron: Let me in and don't shoot me.

You're not very good at it.

HeadOfSecurity: Contemplate blowing the AI satellite up anyway in a fit of babyrage, because you were denied your valids by AI.