WhiteDwarf: Inform SecOfficer they are already dead.

WhiteDwarf: Hello, fresh corpse. I'll be right with you, to help you come to terms with your death.
SecOfficer: Freeze! Drop the-- the sword?
WhiteDwarf: Hmmmh. Fool. You were dead the minute you stepped into this room. I am the one who will teach you why.
SecOfficer: Why do you have a sword? Wait, hey!! You killed Sergeant-at-Armsky!!!
WhiteDwarf: An inferior weapon, for the weak and the cowardly. Don't hide behind your machines. Draw your baton and die on your feet--
SecOfficer: YOU KILLED SERGEANT-AT-ARMSKY!!!
WhiteDwarf: Uhhh...

SecOfficer: OFFICER DOWN!!!!