RedDwarf: Call the AI and ask it nicely
RedDwarf: Hey. Don't turn on the hazards up ahead.
AI: Tracking failure identified in workplace safety assurance protocol for crewmember: RedDwarf
AI: Workplace safety cannot be legally guaranteed while tracking protocols are inactive.
AI: Please see your system administrator to re-enable workplace safety assurance tracking authentication.
RedDwarf: Hey IBM trash can, I don't care. Do not turn on the hazards ahead of this door. Okay? Don't. Don't do it.
That's as nice as it gets for you.