RedDwarfRedDwarf: Call the AI and ask it nicely



RedDwarfRedDwarf: Hey. Don't turn on the hazards up ahead.
AIAI: Tracking failure identified in workplace safety assurance protocol for crewmember: RedDwarfRedDwarf
AIAI: Workplace safety cannot be legally guaranteed while tracking protocols are inactive.
AIAI: Please see your system administrator to re-enable workplace safety assurance tracking authentication.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Hey IBM trash can, I don't care. Do not turn on the hazards ahead of this door. Okay? Don't. Don't do it.


That's as nice as it gets for you.


RedDwarfRedDwarf: Use the magic words, "Law 2."