RedGiantRedGiant NeutronNeutron: Be the team checked in with.



You've managed to get in contact with two of your three subordinates. Wherever the hell WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf is, no doubt they're fine. You have a good crew, with clean operations, and operatives who operate cleanly. You are not a bunch of goofballs. So, you resolve, any audience will close their eyes and ears and ignore this next part, knowing that everything said will be very tactical and professional.


RedDwarfRedDwarf: Hey. What's status stuff. You guys get spotted?
NeutronNeutron: What?
RedGiantRedGiant: Solids actually. Isn't that for the space camouflage thing?
RedDwarfRedDwarf: wha
RedDwarfRedDwarf: No did anyone see you!!
RedGiantRedGiant: Oh.
RedGiantRedGiant: Yeah!
RedGiantRedGiant: He was a department head.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: aaaaaaaaaaa which one, who do I go murder right now before they get to the armory to save you!!
RedGiantRedGiant: Oh, don't worry! I made sure you won't have to murder him. I'm asking him questions! Like about who has the disk you lost.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: I didn't
RedDwarfRedDwarf: UGH
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Okay, interrogate him. Report in if you get any info. Look, just don't let him scream for help too much.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Hey!! NeutronNeutron!! Are you still there? Status!!
NeutronNeutron: What?
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Status. S T A U T S.
NeutronNeutron: That wasn't spelled right.
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Yes it was! Shut up!!
NeutronNeutron: I'm working on a door. Do you have an objectives update?
RedDwarfRedDwarf: Well I hope it's on the right satellite. Just keep on the AIAI capture task.
NeutronNeutron: Okay. Call me if you find out more about the disk objective.


WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf: Wax poetic about the importance of the mission for the CAUSE.