Start.



You are RedDwarfRedDwarf. You are leader of the notoriously nuclear gang of fixers and criminals known as the Redshift Operators. The Company recently established yet another hideously unsafe space station to exploit this solar system's resources. A long campaign of violent subversion has taken you through the arrivals airlock in search of explosively radiological solutions to economic problems.

Your subordinates, RedGiantRedGiant, WhiteDwarfWhiteDwarf, and NeutronNeutron have been dispatched to an assortment of objectives throughout the station to begin carrying out your mission. Your primary objective is to find a nuclear authentication disk, then plant and activate your nuclear device inside the station's own vault. Your secondary objective is currently secret. Your tertiary objectives are, obviously, the murder of at least all of security and the command staff. Your compulsions are of a gremlin nature.

Enter a command.


RedDwarfRedDwarf: Push the nearest button!